After a test, the doctor says:
I’ve got good news Misses Chawla
Lady: Miss Darwin….
Doctor: Oh… Then I have bad news Miss Chawla

Patient : Doctor I think I'm a dog
Doctor : How long have you are feeling like this?
Patient : Since I was a puppy....

You're a breath of fresh air, just like my asthma inhaler!

Patient - Doctor, doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me.

Doctor - Next please!

Patient: Doctor, You Must Help Me.
I Keep Losing My Temper With People....
Doctor: Tell Me About Your Problem....
Patient: I Just Did, You Stupid Bastard....

Nurse: Doctor the invisible man has come for his check up....
Doctor: Tell him I can't see him....

Patient - Doctor I keep stealing things. What can I do?
Doctor - Try to resist the temptation but if you can't, get me a new television....

Good Looking Girl
Doctor:Ok Now Breath,
Give You Wrist....show Your Eyes....

Old Lady:
Doctor:Open Your Mouth....

Harya:I've Pain In Ma Ryt Leg....
Doc:Its Nothin.Its Only Coz Of Old Age.
Harya:But Both My Legs R Of D Same Age