Police Officer:
I arrest people, But, when I go home, I'm under house arrest, by wife....

Professor:
I give lectures to students, But, when I go home, I get Lectured hourly, by wife....

CEO:
I'm the Boss, But, when I go home, I always feel like an employee, by wife....

Judge:
I give Justice, but when I go home, I Beg for Justice, by wife....