Once a Sardar, his wife, son and daughter went to a party....
There he introduces his family to a stranger by saying,
“I am Sardar, she is Sardarni,
he is my kid and she is my kidney.”

Sardar was standing in sun on a hot sunny day.
One man asked: What are you doing?
Sardar: Drying sweat....
Sardar falls in love with a nurse....
He wants to write a love letter to her
And writes,
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I Love You Sister....
Santa to Banta: A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B........
Bunta : Meaning ??
Santa : Arre Yaar, I Mean To Say - Long Time No C....
How do you identify a Sardar in a classroom??

It is simple..

Check who's erasing his notes when the teacher is cleaning the board....
After returning home from a foreign trip, Sardar asked his wife "Do I look like a foreigner?"
Wife: "No....Why??"
Sardar: "In London, a lady asked me whether I am a foreigner...."
Interviewer: What is a skeleton?

Sardar: Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting,
but forgot to stop it....
What does a Sardar say when you ask him if his blinker is working?
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Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.
Sardar made a call to airport.
“How long is the journey from Punjab to America ?"
Receptionist: "One second Sir...."
Sardar: “Ok, thanks"
Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol....

 

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