The Most Powerful Words Other Than

"I Love You"

Is

"Salary Is Credited"

He : I hate you .

She : I hate you too , but as a friend. 
Whenever your ex says, 
"You'll never find someone like me," 
the answer to that is, 
"That's the point."

#insult
My friend thinks he is smart. 
He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, 
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so I threw a coconut at his face.
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"
घरचे सकाळी सकाळी झोपेतून अस
उठवतात
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जस काय तिसर महायुद्ध सुरु झालय आणि
शेवटचा सैनिक मीच उरलोय....

Girl: What do u do?
Boy: PHD.
Girl: Wow! 
Boy: No. Pizza Hut Delivery
Double Heart Attack Message By A Girl To A Boy:
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Girl : Lets Break Up Now,its All Over.
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Boy : Sorry, Sorry,
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Girl : Sorry! That Was Not For You....
Beggar: Sir please give me rs. 10 For coffee.
Man: Coffee? Its rs. 5 only.
Beggar: 1 for my girlfriend!
Man: Wow! you too made a girlfriend?
Beggar: No sir, girlfriend made me a beggar.
Teacher: "Where’s Your Book?"
Student: "At Home...."
Teacher: "What’s It Doing There?"
Student: “Having More Fun Than Me."

 

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