Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"
Teacher: "Where’s Your Book?"
Student: "At Home...."
Teacher: "What’s It Doing There?"
Student: “Having More Fun Than Me."

What's Mutual Exclusion?
It means..
You skip some topics when you study.

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the person who sets the paper also skips the topics which you have studied 

टीचर: अगर तुम्हारी एक जेब में पांच सौ रुपए हों और दूसरी जेब में सात सौ रुपए, तो तुम क्या करोगे?
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चिंटू: कुछ नहीं, मैं तो यह सोचूंगा कि मैं पैंट किसकी पहन आया??

Teacher : Correct the sentence,
"A bull and a cow is grazing in the field"

Student : "A cow and a bull is grazing in the field"
Teacher : How?

Student : Ladies first....
Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you're wearing,
one is green and the other is blue with red spots
Student : Yes, it’s really strange.
I’ve got another pair just like that at home.
Teacher: What's 2 and 2?
Student: 4
Teacher: That's good.
Student: Wat Good?, It's perfect....
Boy: Our principal is so dumb....
Girl: Do you know who I am?

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Boy: No...
Girl: I am the principal's daughter!
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Boy: Do you know who I am?
Girl: No...
Boy: Good! ..................... Runs away :) :P

Full form of maths

M=mentally
A=admited
T=teacher
H=harassing
S=students

Why We Sometimes Write "Etc" In
Exams?
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Because It Means....
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E-End Of
T-Thinking
C-Capacity
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But Teacher Won't Ever Understand
Our Feelings....

 

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