Only 20% boys have brains.
So what do the rest have?
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They have girl friends
Height of literacy

A policeman saw a beggar crying....

Policeman: Whats the matter ?

Beggar: Matter is anything that has mass and occupies space....
Boy to Girl : Can I take your picture??
Girl (happily):- Awww...Of course! Why not !!

After taking the picture

Boy: Thank you very much.. I love to collect images of
Natural Disasters....
Which flower talks more??
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Tulip,
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because it has two lips....
A man 2 hotel Receptionist in the midnight-
I heard, U are providing Free Wife in the room?
Receptionist : Sorry Sir,
Its not "Free Wife"
Its "Free Wi-Fi"!
Degrees of girls!

B.A.-Beautiful Angel
B.E.-Beautiful Eyes
B.Sc.-Beautiful Structure
B.Com-Beautiful Communication
M.B.A.-Married But Awesome....
An EGYPTIAN girl asked an INDIAN boy:
What can u do for me?

The boy replied:
come behind the PYRAMID. I will make u MUMMY.
During Breakup
GIRL : I got new Boyfriend , he is Smarter, Intelligent and Cuter than you.
So give me my photo Back
GIRLS Rock ;)
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BOY: Sent 20 GIRLfriends Photos and said : I forgot ur face Darling So please select your Photo Yourself and Send back the Remaining.

BOYS Double Rock
Power of Maths:
One day a box was'nt opening. Lawyer came, applied all laws but it didnt open..
Chemist came, applied all reactions but it didnt open.. Physician came, applied all forces but it didnt open..
Then mathematician came and said....
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Let us assume the box is open.

*** Hats Off ***
What is a girl friend?

Addition of problems,
subtraction of money,
multiplication of enemies
&
division of friends.

 

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