A Boy texts a girl. Boy: Hey !
Girl: Hi ! What u doing ?
Boy: texting the most beautiful girl in the world....
Girl: Aww How cute ! .
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Boy: Ya
But She is not replying, so m texting U !
Ever Heard about the device that converts thoughts into speech....????
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It''s called Alcohol
A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
B: It's a girl. She's my daughter.
A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father.
B: I'm not. I'm her mother.
A Woody Joke....
What wood happn if u had a wooden car,
with wooden seats
wooden tyres..
and a wooden engine?
It Wooden't start..!
Harya: I was stuck in ELEVATOR for 2e hours due to electric failure
Narya: Even worse....I was stuck on ESCALATOR for 4 hours
A pizza and an apple were thrown down from the 20th floor.
Which will reach down first?
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Answer:The Pizza, because it's a fast food.....
Boys Always Remain Faitfull To Their Girlfriend..!!
But,
Which Girlfriend??
That's Still a Topic Of Research..!!
A boy friend who is good in English, is teaching his girl friend about tense....

Bf:- YOU LOVE ME.
Which tense is it..??
Gf:- PAST TENSE
Only Two Types Of Communications Are Fastest In The World....
E-Mail To Email & Female To Female....
Harya bought a Puzzle Game.
It took him 1 yr to Finish it.
He was so proud of himself, bcoz at
the side of box it was
written For 2 to 3 Years.

 

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