Boy :
You Are Sunshine Of My Life....
Without You Life Is Cloudy...
You Are In My Heart Like Rainy Water For Barren Land...

Girl :
Jaanu.!! Is It Proposal....
OR Weather Report.
Commerce professor asks, the students:
What is the most important law of finance for starting business..?

Harya : People now-a-days consider me a "GOD"..!!

Narya : And how is that ??

Harya : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,

Oh GOD !! You've come again..!!
शाळेमध्ये शिक्षक लोकसंख्येबद्दल बोलत होते.
शिक्षक : भारतामध्ये प्रत्येक १०
सेंकदाला स्त्री एका मुलाला जन्म देते.
दिनू : आपण त्या स्त्रिला शोधुन हे थांबवायला हवे
Shortest Non- Veg Joke Ever

Girl: F**k YOU!!
Boy : Promise ??
हाऊ ओल्ड इज युअर फादर?
त्या माणसानं शेजारच्या मुलाला विचारलं.
मुलानं सांगितलं, 'अॅज ओल्ड अॅज आय अॅम.

म्हणजे? हे कसं शक्य आहे?

माझा जन्म झाला तेव्हांच ते वडील झाले ना!
Girl- which computer do u have?
Boy- I have a computer with intel core i7 processor at 3.3 ghz, windows 7, 64 bit, 8gb ram & nvidia gtx 560 graphics card

Boy- which computer do YOU have???

Girl- A PINK ONE !!
Boy: Where Are You Going?
Girl: For Suicide..
Boy: Then, Why Soo Much Make-Up?
Girl: You Idiot..!! Tomorrow My Photo will Come In Newspaper....
BF and GF were sitting in the Park..

BF : Heyyy.... Give me a KISS ♥

GF : NO..... Not before Marriage..

BF : Dont worry Dear....

GF : Why???

BF : Im Already MARRIED....


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