पत्नी: स्वामीजी ने कहा....स्वर्ग मी पती-पत्नी को एक साथ नाही रहने देते....
पती: इसीलिये तो उसे स्वर्ग कहते है....
A Doctor and Engineer loved same girl.
Engineer started giving an apple to the girl everyday.
Giel asked: why apples everyday??
Engineer: An apple a day keeps the doctor away!
What is ABCDEFG?

A Boy Can Do Everything For a Girl!

But what is GFEDCBA? (The Opposite)

Girl Forgets Everything Done and Catches new Boy Again!
गब्बर- ये हाथ मुझे दे दे ठाकुर!!
ठाकुर: ले ले मेरे हाथ ले ले, बसंती को भी ले जा,और वीरू भी ले जा....दुर्गा माता बन जा तू !
गब्बर: सॉरी यार, तू तो जज्बाती हो गया यार.. रहने दे..मत दे।

Interviewer : Imagine, in a closed room, how can you escape if it caught fire?

Harya : Simple, Stop imagining.
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Two reasons why men don't mind their own business.... 1) No mind.
2) No business.
Baby mosquito came back after 1st time flying.
His mom asked him "How do you feel?
He replied: It was wonderful,Everyone was clapping for me
Letter written by a small child to 'LAYS' (Chips) Company:
Dear LAYS,
You forgot to mention one thing under Ingredients table: .
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75% AIR !!
Doctor: “You are very sick.”
Patient: “Can I get a second opinion?”
Doctor: “Yes, you are very ugly too.”

 

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