Maths and Wives are most complicated things to understand

But

Maths atleast got some logic
Man outside phone booth: Hello, Excuse me....
You are holding the phone since 20 mins and haven't spoken a word....

Man inside: I'm talking to my wife......
A recently fired
stock trader said....

"This is worse than divorce....
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife...."
A Question:

If U R Married To One Of The Twin Sisters,
How Would You Recognize Your Wife?

The Answer:
"Why Should I?"
1st Man: Which Is The Best Month To Get Married....
2nd Man: Octembruary....

1st Man: Don’t Be Silly,
There Is No Such Month....

2nd Man: Exactly..
Question: If your wife is shouting at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door, who do you let in first?

Answer: The dog, of course. At least he'll shut up after you let him in.
Husband: You will never succeed in making that dog obey u!
Wife:Nonsense it's only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first....
The wife rushed into house screaming to her husband:
Darling, Come quick! Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids.
गंपू घरी उशीरा आला.
उशीर का झाला असं बायकोने विचारल्यावर गंपूने सांगितलं "अगं, मित्राकडे गेलो होतो गं!"

बायकोने त्याचं म्हणणं तपासण्यासाठी गंपूच्या दहा मित्रांना फोन लावला.

त्यापैकी पाचजणांनी उत्तर दिलं, "हो वहिनी, आलेला ना इथे तो"

तिघांनी सांगितलं, "आला होता, आत्ताच गेला"

तर उरलेले दोघे म्हणाले, "अहो वहिनी, हा काय इथेच बसला आहे! देऊ का त्याच्याकडे फोन?"
Santa: I got married because I
was tired of cooking,
cleaning home and washing clothes....
Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason....

 

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