Man: Is there any medicine for long life?
Doctor: get married
Man: will it help?
Doctor: no, but it will avoid such thoughts
Man to Doctor: Every night my wife goes to a pub
and sleeps with anyone who proposes to her!
Dr.: Relax, take a deep breath, calm down & now tell me....
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WHICH PUB?
Husband texts to wife on cell....
"Hi,what r u doing Darling?"

Wife: I'm dying..!

Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?"

Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.."

Husband: "Bloody English Language!
Wife standing in front of a mirror and telling to her husband, I am fat, old, wrinkled and no longer pretty....

But can you still give me a good compliment ??

Husband replied,

Yes....Your eyesight is still excellent.
A lady to doctor: My husband has the habit of talking in sleep! What should i give him to cure?

Doctor: Give him an opportunity to speak when he is awake.
Question: What's the difference between a woman's argument and a knife?
Answer: A knife has a point.
Wife: Beggar Who Came Yesterday Is Very Bad..!
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Husband: WHY....??
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Wife: I Gave Him Food Yesterday & Today.
He Gifted Me A Book How To Cook....
Harya: Why do u take your wife only to night clubs?
Narya: By the time she gets ready no other place is open!
Wife: Darling, this computer is not working as per my command.....
Husband: Dear! its a computer, not ur hubby....!!!!
Boyfriend and Girlfriend,
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Decided to Get married,
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Discussing About Future,
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Boyfriend: Do you think my salary is sufficient for you?
Girlfriend: It is sufficient for me, but how will you survive?

 

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