A Man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for their anniversary & wife didnt speak to him for 6 months.

Was the necklace Fake? .
No .
That was the Deal
A couple see's a hot girl.

Wife: So big, aren't they?
Husband: Yes!

Wife: Are they artificial?
Husband: I think natural....

Wife:Earrings and Natural?
Husband: Silent....

A newly married girl got first class in her B.Ed exams.
Her husband sent telegram to her parents -
Good news! My Wife got First Class in Bed!
Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,
So I’d be in your hands all day.

Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,
So I could have a new one everyday.
One man was searching for something in his safe for hours.

Wife : What are you searching for?
Husband : I give up. I was searching for our marriage papers.
Wife : But why?
Husband : I was searching for the expiry dates!!!

What’s the difference between a Wife and a terrorist??

You can negotiate with a terrorist.
At the party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger? " The other replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man."


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