FUNNY SMS in ENGLISH

Browse our funny sms collection in english. latest funny sms in english. funny text messages collection. funny Whatsapp Status Messages Collection.
What a Contradiction....!

If a Wife wants her
husbands attention,
She just has to look,
sad & uncomfortable....

If a Husband wants his
wife's attention,
He just has to look
Comfortable & Happy
Behind every successful man,
there is a WOMAN....

if you need more success....

Increase the number of women....
Height Of Over Acting....
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Nepali Girl looking in mirror and singing....

"Mere Mast Mast Do Nain"
Woman is completely harmless & doesn’t believe in Violence…
.
.
.
.
.
Until Her Nail Polish Gets Dry....
Life is like a MOVIE
If u r sad - DRAMA
If u r afraid - SUSPENSE
If u r angry - ACTION
When u look at the mirror - HORROR

The pain of losing a Loved one is nothing when compared to .
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Biscuit falls into Tea due to over dipping
Best Quote Of Current Generation:

"O GOD,  Give ME Patience,
But
Please Hurry Up!!!":
:)
Never Give Up Your Dreams
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Kepp Sleeping
According to my parents,
Every problem has only
one solution....
.
.
.
.
"Just throw away the damn phone"
A boy messaged his girlfriend....
You are marrying me because
you love me, not my money,
.
.
Right??
.
.
.
.
Girlfriend replied "¥ € $"

 

 
Pages : 1 2 3 4 5
 
 

Search For english funny SMS, funny SMS in english, funny Messages, english SMS, funny SMS,english SMS on funny, funny SMS, english whatsapp messages funny