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Girls Express Their Feelings With Shout And Tears...
Boys Express Their Feelings Wine & Beers....
If u r stressed, you'll get
pimples..
if u cry,u'll get wrinkles..
So, y don't u smile & get dimples?
Food for Thought:
If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there.
If you're almost there, and she laughs... Now that's a different thing.
Important message on girl's T Shirt .
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"You are not lookig @ road.....Be Careful While Walking".... .
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You are....
Ultimate
Lovely
Likable
Unique

In short....

U r ULLU !!!!
Heart Of Boys is Like A Temple....
Holy,
Truthful,
& Pure.

That’s Y
When Boys Say.
'I Love U. Stay In My Heart'

Girls Quickly Remove Their Sandals!
this dog, is dog, a dog, nice dog, way dog, 2 dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog,

busy dog, for dog, 10 dog, seconds dog!....
Now read wid out d word dog.
Those beautiful eyes,
that incredible body,
such a brain, nice smile
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but that is enough about me,
tell me how about you....
‎(-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-)
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When teacher say tomorrow will be exam.
(O_O) (O_O) (O_O) (O_O) (O_O) (O_O).
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During the exam.
(→_→) (←_←) (→_→) (←_←) (→_→) (←_←).
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When invigilator comes in.
(↓_↓) (↓_↓) (↓_↓) (↓_↓) (↓_↓).
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In the end of the exam.
(๏̯͡๏) (͡๏̯͡๏) (͡๏̯͡๏) (͡๏̯͡๏) (͡๏̯͡๏) (͡๏̯͡๏).
Watching on Monday,
friendship on Tuesday,
Love on Wednesday,
Wedding on thursday,
fighting on friday,
Divorse on Saturday,
Rest on Sunday,
Next on Monday

 

 
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