HINDI SMS

Tu chand mange to chand dedu,
Tu raat mange to raat dedu,
Tu dil mange to dil dedu,
Tu jaan mange...

Bas yaar
Bhik mangne ki bhi ek limit hoti hai....
Posted in Hindi Funny SMS
Gadha jo khaye wo Ghaas ho tum,
Buddhe ka Chyawanpraash ho tum,
Idiot, stupid, bakwaas ho tum,
Par jo bhi ho! Yaar! Dost Jhakaas ho tum....
Har dua kabool nahi hoti,
Har aarzoo poori nahi hoti....
Jinke dil me aap jaise dost ho,
Unke liye dhadkan bhi zaroori nahi hoti....

HAPPY VALENTINE DAY!!
Mausaom mohabbat ka chalata rahe
Pyaar ka fool yunhi khilta rahe

Jindagi Aabad rahe pyar se
DilSe dil Milao Apne Yaar se

Happy Valentine's Day
Teri LOVELY EYES ne
mujpe ek EFFECT kiya hai,
ki maine sabko REJECT karke
tujko SELECT kiya hai!
SELECT kiya maine pyar se,
Dil nahi todna mera INKAAR se....
Wo aankh badi hi pyaari thi....
Jo usne hamko maari thi....
Ham to muft me pit gaye yaaro....
meko kya pata tha use BABA RAMDEV wali bimaari thi....
Posted in Hindi Funny SMS
Subah Ke Phool Khil Gaye
Panchi Apne Safar Par Ud Gaye
Aaya Suraj To Taare Chup Gaye
Kya Aap Apki Meethi Neend Se Jag Gaye?

Gud Morning
Kabhi hasata hai pyar,
Kabhi rulata hai pyar,
Har pal ki yaad dilata hai pyar,
Chaho ya na chaho,
Par aapke hone ka ehsas dilata hai yeh pyar
Do pal ki zindagi yun hi beet jayegi
Kal ke baad nayi subah aayegi

Ager dostho ki yaad satayegi
To kasam se apki yaad
sabse pehle aayegi
Mithi Boli,Mithi juban,
MAKAR SANKRAT ka
yahi hai paigam
Take sweet,Talk sweet & be SWEET
HAPPY SANKRANTI.

 

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