Latest Status Messages in English | Page 2

People like to express there feelings through status messages on Whatsapp, Facebook, Twitter and other mediums. Here is our latest collection of latest status messages for Whatsapp & Facebook. Express your feelings through our latest status messages for your WhatsApp Facebook. This is Status Messages collection Page number 2
Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That’s why it’s called the present.
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I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
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Better late than never, but never late is better.
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I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.
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Taking revenge is wrong…very very wrong.. But very very fun.
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When your ex asks if you can still be friends right after a break up, it’s like having a kidnapper tell you to keep in touch.
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Our language is called the mother tongue because the father never gets a chance to Speak.
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I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.
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I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.
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Dear iPhone, Please stop changing my rude words into nice ones. You piece of shut.
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Oooooh, thats a bit too harsh. Let me put a `lol` at the end of it.
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.ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ
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Those who say money can’t buy happiness are shopping at the wrong places.
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I hate when I am about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror.
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If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, it was meant to be. If it does not, hunt it down & kill it.
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Remember, there are two words in life that will open a lot of doors for you. Push and Pull.
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The annoying moment when the TV commercials are so long that you forget what you’re watching.
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The funniest thing in class is when the teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.
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I’m not single, I’m just romantically challenged.
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Money can’t buy happiness, but it pays for internet, which is pretty much the same thing.
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