Latest Status Messages in English | Page 4

People like to express there feelings through status messages on Whatsapp, Facebook, Twitter and other mediums. Here is our latest collection of latest status messages for Whatsapp & Facebook. Express your feelings through our latest status messages for your WhatsApp Facebook. This is Status Messages collection Page number 4
Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money. :’).
Posted in Funny
That moment when a question on a test is so hard that even your inner voice is like “Fuck this shit lets work at McDonald’s”.
Posted in Funny
They say “don’t drink and drive”. Well…. yesterday I was drinking a juice box while riding my tricycle. Yeah. I’m a badass.
Posted in Funny
Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.
Posted in Funny
Why do parents get so upset about little things like goddamn I left a plate in the sink not a dead body.
Posted in Funny
When I drink alcohol… Everyone says I’m alcoholic. But… When I drink Fanta.. No one says I’m fantastic.
Posted in Funny
May I go to the toilet = I’m fucking bored.
Posted in Funny
Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet (o_o) (>_<) (0_0) (^_^).
Posted in Funny
Yes, I agree. Mums can find everything. Except for the ringing phone in their bags!
Posted in Funny
It’s funny how all trust goes away when you can’t find the remote. ”Are you sitting on the remote?” No. ”Stand up”.
Posted in Funny
Was going to rob a bank today but the pen was chained to the desk.
Posted in Funny
The only reason I am fat is because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.
Posted in Funny
Don’t like me? Cool, I don’t wake up every day to impress you.
Posted in Funny
Once in a while, night in the middle of an ordinary life, love gives us a fairy tale.
Posted in Funny
The best relationship is when you two can act like lovers and best friends.
Posted in Romantic
Being someone's first love may be great but to be their last is beyond perfect.
Posted in Romantic
I promise you no one will ever love you like I do.
Posted in Romantic
Where there is love, there is life.
Posted in Romantic
Distance is just a test to see how far love can travel.
Posted in Romantic
Never give up on someone you love. Great things take time.
Posted in Romantic

 

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